Bohol in one honest loop

Bohol is a countryside province with one famous set of hills, a small primate that hates being treated as a mascot, a river lunch, and beaches that are mostly on Panglao. Tagbilaran ties the port and the airport together. The interior is a drive.

A calm three-day order:

• Day one, arrive and swim on Panglao while you still have patience for salt water
• Day two, tarsiers early, Chocolate Hills late morning, lunch that is not rushed
• Day three, Loboc or a single heritage church, then the flight

Doing hills, tarsiers, Loboc, and the sand in one hired day is the loop that makes every animal look stressed and every view look like a parking lot. The separate notes on tarsiers, the Chocolate Hills, and the Loboc cruise exist so you can cut without guessing.

Rent a car or hire a driver who will wait. Countryside tricycles between those sights are a hobby, not a schedule. A duplicate URL from the old site now points here so the review lives in one place.